Thursday, May 29, 2008

To webkinz or not to webkinz that is the question





It is a well know fact among our closest friends that Mark and I are addicted to webkinz games. We claim that we like to earn Ali kinz cash but we are coming out of the closet. We just happen to enjoy playing all those cool games! Now everyone must know we aren't the only ones. Some of you right now are reading this without a clue to what a webkinz is. Some of you love to have all the latest things and stay up with the latest trends and are ordering a webkinz on line right now just to see what all the hubub is about. Some of you are throwing your heads into your hands wondering what we have become! Others are speed reading this blog so they can hurry up and get on webkinz before their child wakes up from a nap or before it closes! Let's admit it folks. This is a genius invention. I'm calling all you webkinz addicts out! I know you are out there because the other day I was invited to play Dogbeard's Bath Bubbles at 10 pm by one of Ali's friend's mom! Oh yeah people! It's time to fess up. Let's put it all out on the table so we can start setting our shame aside. We should be proud of our high scores and high kinz cash earnings! Let the truth start now. It will set us all free.

(And besides once we all fess up we can play each others in the tournament zone. Just think of the fun!)

8 comments:

JessandJon said...

LOL!!!, Just before I went to check your blog, I was trying to decide whether or not to play webkinz first. All I have to say is I was not the ONLY one on at 10:00PM at night!!! :)

JessandJon said...

I was looking throught the blogs and had a great idea of creating a million responses as if we where famous bloggers. (Jon) But writing a million responses would take a long time and I start thing but never...something? I can't remeber, on to something else. We are going to start a service that is desparately needed out in the World of Webkinz. For the cost of buying a small doctor doll, you can log into a webologist. Today we are talking about interventions for those family members and friends that are addicted to the webkinz life style. We hope you all join us because it is very apparent that help is needed here.

JessandJon said...

Hi webologist, we are in desparate need of some help. We have been found forcing our children off webkinz so that we can play. We buy more and spend more that our children realize and have gone all the way to zero dollars more than once on buying sprees. What can we do to stop. (Mark, Jess, and Jessica)

JessandJon said...

The best and safest way to stop an addition is prayer and fasting. You need to break yourselves away from this ungodly life style by starving the desire. After many days without webkinz you will start to see the freedom it gives through Chris our Lord. You will see the world (not of webkinz) in a different light (not the monitor). There are new things like grass, sun, trees, gardens (smile), rocks, and other people (who are not addicted to webkinz) that will be there waiting for you. So start today and it will be a life change like nothing on webkinz can create. PRAISE THE LORD, YOU ARE HEALED!!!!!

JessandJon said...

Webologist, you are amazing (from the addicted), we have seen friends and family that have been torn away by our addiction. What we long to do most is play games (like hand and foot with Jon) and spend the afternoon in an 80's murder mystery. Life has been so different with your lessons on overcome that which is unnamed (webkinz). Praise the Lord for our freedom. Anyone can do the same and we will go our to spread this freedom to our other enslaved (webkinz friends).

Chris and Roberta Smith said...

Although I agree with much of what the webologist said...seeing as I am not addicted to webkinz, but I am just wondering where the webologist received his degree from?

JessandJon said...

He said he took some "online" courses. :)

Chris and Roberta Smith said...

(Chris) Wow, that was hilarious! I never realized how wise the webologist truely is. Particularly in the self-assessment area of "starting something and then never...i forget" area. :-)

What a great series of posts. Just wanted to chime in here and say, "I appreciate you guys...for introducing me to webkinz and not telling me I had to BUY one in order to play the games." (sigh) well that desire has passed.

Wii tennis here I come! (mark can I come over?)